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why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
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What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They’re both fucking close to water.
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If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
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I had to go see my doctor today because I’m having an unusual problem. I say to him, “I’ve got a problem, every time I finish masturbating I sing the American national anthem”.
The doctor said, “Don’t worry, a lot of wankers sing that”.
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How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
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